i thought this was really funny when my friend feifei sent it to me i hope you guys find just as funny
Shit Happens
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Atheism: No shit.
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says: "Shit happens."
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "Shit happens."
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Discordia: Why did you want this shit to happen?
i thought i would get a higher grade than that o well i juss hope that i push it up to an "A" soon 
school really sucks you never get the grades that you hope to get 
well i gotta finish typing my letter for english hate school
i really didn't think i was gonna amke it cause there were a lot of good sophmores there but there were like 20 juniors trying out this year if there are that many next year there goes my chance on varsity *sigh this sucks and our 1st game is against churchill that sucks cause we better be ready this year by 9/10 cause i wanna beat them this year hehe come support us on 9/10 at 6 at churchill 